this is a rebut to http://homemakerslibrary.blogspot.com/2008/10/take-dump.html
I feel i first must point out how much i hate typing , its up there with going to the doctor to my yearly physical, which i promptly go to every 5 years or so (sooner if the wife's "encouragement" becomes unbearable)so you can imagine the seriousness of the errors in the last blog about throwing things out that the wife wrote ,but i feel it my duty to rebut some discrepancies in the wife's blog thing to maintain a balance of truth about how the boys and i feel about the dump run.
The blog ,falsely i might add, states that if we (we being the men of the house)had our way we would keep everything we have amassed in our 54 or so combined years of life.Hard to believe she (she being the wife, and honestly the one that keeps us clean and fed) knows us that little!!!!
I mean come on, if it where up to me, the basement would have by now been a indoor hockey rink and the spindles in the banister would have been knocked out long ago because i feel they would have provided nice opportunities to practice our shooting and passing accuracy drills.And the only other pieces of furniture we would actually have need for is our TV and PS3. So as you well see, there would be no need to make ANY dump runs.That's all i have to say about the dump fiasco, but rest assured that from no on i will watch her blog like a hog (i actually wanted to write hawk, but the wife is doing some cooking so you can understand my confusion).Over but not out.
P.S. This is an after-edit (my wife made me put it in):the wife is cooking so iam hungry. i am in no way referring to her as a hog. and now i'm in the DOG house. lol
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